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Hi. I'm Whitney. I TRY to keep it classy.

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Currently obsessing over:
Ezra Koenig



“[The gimp suit] is really uncomfortable in the — I don’t know how else to say it — crotch area. It’s tight; it’s tight everywhere. It’s all latex, so it’s very thin, almost like you’re walking around naked, and it’s chilly. You gotta lube up for it and slip it on. … I don’t know if you’ve ever put on lube before; it feels kind of gross, but at the same time, you feel really well moisturized. You’re not like, “Ew, get it off of me.” You’re more like, “This is kind of gross. I want to get this off as soon as possible. But maybe I can stop and get a sandwich first.” -Evan Peters

+but maybe I can stop and get a sandwhich first;  +perfect human being;  +evan peters;  +evan edit;  
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